things i did this weekend...

• pretended to be dr phill while listening to yolande and diener's arguments
  - was kinda good at it too!
• got lost in very dodgy part of Pretoria West
• rode elevators in hospital to keep myself entertained
• smiled without any intention or even a hint of flirtation at a cute doctor
• cleaned the flat and then got it all messy again
• sorted the dirty washing into colour piles and then washed them all together anyway
• went to a book sale and got some good novels all for under R50!
• went to lunch with my sisters and after spending 15minutes deciding what to have i still thought their food looked yummier than mine
• overslept and managed to piss off a 7month pregnant woman
  - in retrospect, that is a very dangerous thing to do
• read a scary book and couldnt sleep because i was too creeped out to close my eyes
• gave the dogs a bath
• got rid of all the crap on stoep and cleaned it just in time for a storm to wreck all my hard work when i was done
• somehow (miracle) got wayne to offer to help me clean the flat tonight.
  How did that happen?
• Bought 2 great tops that make me look like a proffesional/well dressed/great sense of style/funky ass chick!
• went to store and only bought what was on my list - personal triumph
• kept imagining getting hi-jacked like brenda in office did
• settled some debt
• sorted out fine details of new job
• bought bags full of fresh fruit we wont eat - but it looks so healthy!!
• packed wayne lunch for work when all i wanted to do was go to bed
  (he ended up leaving it on kitchen counter and I had it for breakfast this morning)
• managed to completely wreck my budget
• looked mildly entertained at a club while sitting with my back to the wall hiding the rip in dress/top thingy all the way from hem to small of back
• pretended to be sober going into cafe at 2 in the morning and very breezily greeted 4 cops standing outside having their coffee